The Kingdom of Talossa


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Become a Talossan Citizen!

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Current Population: 221. You will make 222!

Azul, prospective Talossan! (See, already you know how to say "Hello" in Talossan.)

Becoming a Talossan is so easy it's almost funny. The immigration process begins with writing to the Immigration Minister; he or another staff member in the ministry will reply, pointing you to an online application on which you are asked a few simple questions (like who and where you are, and why you want to become a Talossan) and verify that you are a real person. (It is totally easy; kind of like the three questions required to cross the Bridge of Death in Monty Python and the Holy Grail — "What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is your favourite colour?")

After that, you will be assigned a TalossAssistant, a current citizen whose job it is to see to it that you have all you need during your short journey to become a full Talossan citizen. You will be introduced to the current citizenry, and a minimum of 15 days later, if you have shown yourself to be someone who will be an active and interested Talossan, a current citizen is sure to petition the King beseeching him to grant you citizenship. The rest is the history you will help us write.

As our nation's Website shows, there's a lot of stuff to do in Talossa. Politics, language, music, sport... and most of all, just plain fun. We're not just a nation of laws, we are a nation of people. Talossa is a way of thinking. Talossa is a culture. Come join us.

What do you say?

If you say Yes, or even if you say Maybe, click here to write a quick mail to the Immigration Minister indicating your interest. What are you waiting for??

Really. I mean it. What are you waiting for??

I suppose it might be that you are waiting to familiarise yourself with Talossan Immigration Law. What you want to read is The Umpteenth Immigration Reform Act (Talossan Statutory Law 35RZ22). Go ahead; it won't hurt.

One of the things covered by this law how your provincial assignment will be determined — that is, which of Talossa's provinces will be lucky enough to have you assigned as one of its citizens. When all of the provinces are "open to immigration", this assignment is based on where in the world you live. You can find your probable home province by using the maps below (click for larger view):

If You Live...
...In the Kingdom of Talossa: ...In the U.S. State of Wisconsin:
...Elsewhere in the USA: ...Elsewhere in the World:

Last modified: 04/06/16 09:24 AM